Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.

Forget love -- I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

Nobody knows the truffles I've seen!

Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.

Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.
by Patrick Skene Catling

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.

If it ain't chocolate, it ain't breakfast!

A little too much chocolate is just about right.

There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now

Nothing chocolate.... nothing gained.

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.
by John Q. Tullius

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

Simply put... everyone has a price, mine is chocolate!

Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.

Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

The three best pleasures in life are scratching, sneezing and eating chocolate.

Put the chocolate in the bag and nobody gets hurt.

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate.

Eat a square meal a day - a box of chocolate.

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.

Stress wouldn’t be so hard to take if it were chocolate covered.

Among life's mysteries is how a two pound box of chocolate can make a woman gain five pounds.

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